Wilder Tales — “A Giraffe In A Hurry”

From the critters near home . . . . to the wildlands beyond.

Wilder Tales are small, gentle stories — meant to be read in a few quiet minutes, enjoyed with a smile, and written and shared simply for the pleasure of observing animals a little less settled, and the wider, wilder world they move through.

Nobody could remember exactly who spotted the tree first.

It might have been one of the older giraffes, the kind who noticed things quietly and mentioned them only after being certain. Or it might have been a younger one, hesitant and unsure, keeping it to themself. But once the breeze shifted, word traveled fast thru the herd.

That tantalizing breeze carried with it the clean, green scent of new leaves — the kind that made every giraffe lift their head and take notice.

And such a fine tree it was — broad-limbed, leafy, and standing just far enough away in the distance to feel like a small victory once reached, its newly sprouted leaves tender and bright, bursting with a green, juicy sweetness no giraffe could ignore.

Most of the herd set off at an easy pace, necks swaying gently, steps unhurried. Leaves, after all, were not known for running away. All things in time.

One giraffe, however, had other ideas.

He decided that if he took the narrow path — the one that dipped beneath a few low-hanging branches — he could arrive first, select the most tasty branch, plant his hooves, and begin munching before anyone else even came into view. The thought pleased him greatly.

He lowered his head, picked up speed, and slipped beneath the trees.

Now, it should be said that giraffes are tall for a reason — to reach the highest leaves other grazers cannot — and not, as it turns out, to go rushing about.

As he ran, he turned his head slightly to see how close the others were behind him.

That was when it happened.

BAM!

The sound echoed just enough to make the birds pause and reconsider their opinions of giraffes altogether.

The branch did not move.
The giraffe did.

He sat down hard, legs folding beneath him in a way legs were never meant to fold, stars swirling somewhere near the clouds. When the dizziness settled, he remained exactly where he was, eyes crossed just enough to be concerning.

Someone fetched the large blue ice pack — the one normally reserved for enthusiastic antelope mishaps — and placed it carefully atop his head.

It took a while.

Eventually, it stayed.

The herd arrived shortly after, calm as ever. They passed him by one at a time, unhurried, on their way toward the tree that had started all the trouble.

No one laughed.

One giraffe tilted her head and said, kindly,
“Well… you did get here first.”

The concussed giraffe with the headache sighed, adjusting the ice pack with one careful hoof.

“Yes,” he said. “But I cannot recommend the route.”

They stood together for a time, leaves rustling softly in the distance, the sun warming backs and branches alike. After a while, the headache eased. The ice pack slid off and landed with a gentle thump at his feet.

He rose slowly, and after a few measured steps joined the others. He proceeded then to eat at the same unhurried pace as everyone else.

The leaves tasted just as good.

Maybe better.


 

 


Images have been created for this piece with the assistance of AI . . . .  lovingly prepared and styled for Honey Hill Country and the world of Little Red Bear.

Why do I write these? Aw, I don’t know. Just thought it might make you smile.

 

The Squirrel Has Plans — I Have a List

Heading outside on a beautiful Autumn morning to gather my thoughts and develop a work strategy for the day, I encountered a squirrel in the yard.

I had a list in hand.

The squirrel had a walnut.

At first glance, I appeared to be the better organized of the two. My intentions were written down in a reasonably orderly fashion, with little boxes waiting to be checked.

The squirrel had no notebook, no calendar, and nowhere obvious to keep a pencil.

Nevertheless, he was making considerably more progress it seemed.

I watched him cross the grass with his walnut, stop beside a tree, and look around.

Then he changed direction.

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Meet Chewy — We Think He Works Here

Some new friends arrive with a knock at the door. Others come by way of an introduction.

Chewy the Grasshopper flittered in from the field one day in July, found himself a comfortable spot, and apparently decided the accommodations suited him.

He has been hanging around ever since.

If you have visited The Front Porch these past few months, you may have spotted our little green friend in a picture or two. Usually wearing a straw hat. Frequently chewing on a stem of grass. Orchardgrass, preferably. Generally looking as though whatever needed doing could wait until after he finished enjoying the afternoon.

We thought it was time for a proper introduction.

 

 

 

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A Broader Kind of Day

Welcome back to the Front Porch, friends.

Have you ever noticed how much faster time seems to move as we get older?

When I was a boy, waiting for Christmas seemed to take approximately three years. Summer vacation seemed to last forever. Until we got to the middle of August and started back-to-school shopping and reality set in, of course. Birthdays took their sweet time getting around to us. And school days could occasionally demonstrate an impressive ability to stop the clock altogether.

Now?

January arrives, I turn around twice, and somebody is talking about Labor Day.

Same clocks. Same sixty minutes in an hour. Same twenty-four hours in a day.

So what happened?

Let’s talk about that. Because maybe the clock isn’t the only thing that determines how long a day feels.

 

 

 

 

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Sometimes a Picture Tells You the Story

Welcome back to the Front Porch.

You have probably heard the old saying, “A picture is worth a thousand words.”

I’ve been thinking lately that sometimes a picture does something else. More than that.

Sometimes it tells you where to find the words.

That thought came back to me recently while working on something you may never think much about when looking at a finished illustration . . . . Just what should a steam locomotive arriving at a small Ozarks town in 1904 actually look like?

Seems like a simple enough question, doesn’t it?

Put a locomotive on some railroad tracks, add a station, maybe a few people standing around, and there you go. Well — apparently — that isn’t how things work around here.

Because once I started looking more closely at the trains that would have traveled through Honey Hill Country at the beginning of the twentieth century, one question led to another. And another. And another . . . . And then another.

Before long, I was looking into steam locomotives and passenger cars, freight cars and railroad crossings, station platforms and loading areas, horse-drawn wagons and mule teams, and the wooden water tanks that stood alongside railroad tracks all across the country.

All of this, mind you, because I wanted to create a true-to-the-period image of a train.

Funny thing is, I had been down this road before — although the first time, there wasn’t a train anywhere in sight.

 

 

 

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Thinking About Butterflies & Fireflies

There are certain things that simply belong to summer.

Fresh tomatoes still warm from the garden.

Homemade ice cream.

The happy sounds of children splashing in the water.

The crack of a bat at a baseball game.

Sweet tea and watermelon on a hot afternoon.

The smell of freshly cut hay.

Honeysuckle drifting on the evening breeze.

Backyard barbecues.

The distant hum of a lawn mower somewhere down the road.

And, if you ask me . . . .

Butterflies and fireflies.

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