I Posted A Picture Of A Cat
I posted a picture of a cute little cat,
When she dropped by for some yarn and a chat.
Why not a bear, a moose, or a frog?
Why not a pooch, someone’s faithful old dog?
Why a cat and not a rat or a bat?
Or perhaps someone’s misbehaving and spoiled little brat?
Why not a turtle peacefully napping on a log?
Or what about little Susie’s 4-H prize-winning hog?
But instead, I shared a picture of a colorful cat.
And now the whole blasted town keeps talking about that.

P.S. from Little Red Bear — The cat has since requested an agent and better lighting.
Images have been created for this piece with the assistance of AI . . . lovingly prepared and styled for Honey Hill Country and the world of Little Red Bear.

