Wilder Tales — “A Giraffe In A Hurry”

From the critters near home . . . . to the wildlands beyond.

Wilder Tales are small, gentle stories — meant to be read in a few quiet minutes, enjoyed with a smile, and written and shared simply for the pleasure of observing animals a little less settled, and the wider, wilder world they move through.

Nobody could remember exactly who spotted the tree first.

It might have been one of the older giraffes, the kind who noticed things quietly and mentioned them only after being certain. Or it might have been a younger one, hesitant and unsure, keeping it to themself. But once the breeze shifted, word traveled fast thru the herd.

That tantalizing breeze carried with it the clean, green scent of new leaves — the kind that made every giraffe lift their head and take notice.

And such a fine tree it was — broad-limbed, leafy, and standing just far enough away in the distance to feel like a small victory once reached, its newly sprouted leaves tender and bright, bursting with a green, juicy sweetness no giraffe could ignore.

Most of the herd set off at an easy pace, necks swaying gently, steps unhurried. Leaves, after all, were not known for running away. All things in time.

One giraffe, however, had other ideas.

He decided that if he took the narrow path — the one that dipped beneath a few low-hanging branches — he could arrive first, select the most tasty branch, plant his hooves, and begin munching before anyone else even came into view. The thought pleased him greatly.

He lowered his head, picked up speed, and slipped beneath the trees.

Now, it should be said that giraffes are tall for a reason — to reach the highest leaves other grazers cannot — and not, as it turns out, to go rushing about.

As he ran, he turned his head slightly to see how close the others were behind him.

That was when it happened.

BAM!

The sound echoed just enough to make the birds pause and reconsider their opinions of giraffes altogether.

The branch did not move.
The giraffe did.

He sat down hard, legs folding beneath him in a way legs were never meant to fold, stars swirling somewhere near the clouds. When the dizziness settled, he remained exactly where he was, eyes crossed just enough to be concerning.

Someone fetched the large blue ice pack — the one normally reserved for enthusiastic antelope mishaps — and placed it carefully atop his head.

It took a while.

Eventually, it stayed.

The herd arrived shortly after, calm as ever. They passed him by one at a time, unhurried, on their way toward the tree that had started all the trouble.

No one laughed.

One giraffe tilted her head and said, kindly,
“Well… you did get here first.”

The concussed giraffe with the headache sighed, adjusting the ice pack with one careful hoof.

“Yes,” he said. “But I cannot recommend the route.”

They stood together for a time, leaves rustling softly in the distance, the sun warming backs and branches alike. After a while, the headache eased. The ice pack slid off and landed with a gentle thump at his feet.

He rose slowly, and after a few measured steps joined the others. He proceeded then to eat at the same unhurried pace as everyone else.

The leaves tasted just as good.

Maybe better.


 

 


Images have been created for this piece with the assistance of AI . . . .  lovingly prepared and styled for Honey Hill Country and the world of Little Red Bear.

Why do I write these? Aw, I don’t know. Just thought it might make you smile.

 

Fresh Ink & Hot Coffee — Tomorrow, It Begins

A quiet word before Saturday morning arrives  . . . .

The press is warming, the quill has been freshly dipped, and in this neck of the woods the air smells faintly of biscuits and printer’s ink.

By lamplight, Little Red Bear is checking the final lines, pages stacked neat and waiting. Rusty and Percy are chasing down the last good headline, and somewhere nearby a kettle is whistling — the patient kind that knows its moment is almost here.

The very first issue of The Hearth & Holler Gazette is ready to roll — full of neighbourly news, small-town happenings, a little laughter, and a bit of country comfort to carry with you.

Tomorrow is the day.
The Gazette arrives.
Are you ready?

— Jim  (and Red!

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Porch Notes From Little Red Bear

Hey, folks —

Jim is up to his ears with work on the Gazette right now, so asked me to fill in for him today. And I’ve got a few minutes so thought – “Sure. Why not?” Hope you don’t mind.

Farmer Turner dropped by earlier for no particular reason. That’s what folks do around these parts. Stopping by to visit. Just bein’ neighborly, is all.

As usual, we got to talkin’ about the weather. Lately it’s been like riding a seesaw. We seem to go from way above normal one day to way below normal the next. We set a record for both a record all-time high temperature and another record 62-degree temperature drop all in the same day last week. From 80F to 18F. I started the morning in my overalls and ended up wearing three different coats by the end of the day, each one heavier than the one before. I hear the birds down south are flyin’ in circles, not knowing whether to migrate back up north or stay put where they are. They can’t figure it out either, it seems.

Anyway, that’s what Farmer Turner and I were talking about — the weather. I will say, if ever you feel like talking about the weather with someone, just go find yourself a farmer. Farmers love talking about the weather. For them, it’s not just small talk, of course. It’s an important discussion about crop yields, planting schedules, and their very survival. Weather determines a farmer’s livelihood, after all.

Well, I see Aunt Ivy coming up the way, probably coming to trade some cookies for some of the fresh herbs we still have growin’ alongside the cabin. So, I’ll be going now. She may need my help gettin’ to some of the herbs. That, and I don’t want Jim spottin’ her coming and dashin’ out the door to beat me to any fresh cookies.

‘Til next time then.

— Little Red Bear (and Jim!)

If you’d like to spend a little more time in Little Red Bear’s world, Jim has gathered some of the stories and books together on his Author’s Page. You’re always welcome to stop by.

You’re Welcome Here

Some Sundays end the way they should.

A good meal. Plates pushed back. Folks sitting around a little longer than planned. Nobody watching the clock. The talk wandering from one thing to the next, easy and unimportant in the best way. Somebody pours another cup of coffee or tea. Slices of pumpkin and pecan pies are served. Or maybe a slice of cake. Or two. And no one says much about it.

Those moments matter more than we sometimes realize at the time.

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Introducing “The Hearth & Holler Gazette”

A Small-Town Paper from Little Red Bear’s Honey Hill Country

Before we get too far along, there is one small thing I would like to settle right from the start.

These days, the moment someone hears the words “weekly” and “email,” a little voice pipes up:

Oh no… not JAN.

Just Another Newsletter.

You know the kind.
Crowded inbox. Loud subject lines. Endless self-promotion.
More noise than nourishment.

And if that is what The Hearth & Holler Gazette were going to be — I would not blame you one bit for steering clear.

But here is the thing —
This is not JAN. Not even close.

The Gazette is not a newsletter.
There will be no book pitches.
No launch announcements.
No character reveals dropped like bait.
No “Pre-order Now!” or “Don’t forget to buy!” reminders elbowing their way into your morning.

Instead, think of it this way —

The Hearth & Holler Gazette is a fictional small-town paper, delivered once a week on Saturday mornings, the way such things used to be — its pages set in the early years of the twentieth century, beginning in January of 1904.

A place for:

  • Short Stories and Sketches
  • Bits of Humour
  • Kind News
  • Happenings and Events from Little Red Bear’s Honey Hill Country
  • Old-fashioned Advertisements that Exist Only for the Smile
  • And the sort of Gentle Company you might enjoy with a cup of coffee while the house is still quiet

It exists for one reason only —

To offer a pause.
A smile.
A little warmth.

That is the why.
Everything else grows from that.

One might think of The Hearth & Holler Gazette as something closer to Garrison Keillor’s Prairie Home Companion —
without the live music, and without needing to go buy a radio.

A familiar voice.
A small town and folks you come to know.
Stories and observations that take their time, and trust you to do the same.

Or perhaps it brings to mind Charles Osgood’s quiet pieces — the kind that never shouted for attention, yet somehow always earned it.

If you ever found comfort in evenings spent with The Andy Griffith Show, The Waltons, or Little House on the Prairie, then you already understand the spirit at work here.

Not because those stories ignored the wider world —
but because, for a little while, they set a different table.

That is the neighbourhood the Gazette hopes to live in.

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A Year’s Worth of Little Good Things

As the year begins to slow down and we edge closer to Christmas, I have found myself thinking less about what was accomplished and more about what quietly mattered — the small moments, the kindnesses that did not make headlines but made days a little better.

A few evenings ago, Little Red Bear asked if he might stop by the Writing Pages for a few minutes to share some of the things that stayed with him this year. Not the grand events, but the everyday goodness he noticed along the way. I was glad to say yes — and this is his note.

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