Little Red Bear and I were simply making some popcorn for a snack while taking a break from writing. As I was dumping the popped corn into a large wooden bowl, one of the last remaining unpopped kernels, apparently very upset and angry having been awoken from its slumber, decided to seek revenge on its tormentors and “POPPED!”
Hit me right in the eyeglasses! If I had not been wearing glasses, it would have hit me smack in the left eye. With no reaction time at all, I had no idea that an annoyed and highly agitated kernel of corn could fly so fast. Fortunately, bouncing off of my glasses as it did, no harm done.
But can you even imagine going to the doctor with something like that? First of all, there would be all the Urgent Care Forms to fill out–
“Reason for Visit – Popcorn Injury.”
The doctor would come into the room trying to conceal a smirk, saying something along the lines of — “Attacked by a kernel of popcorn, were you? I don’t know if I’ve ever treated one of these before. We didn’t cover Popcorn Injuries in my Emergency Room training. I don’t suppose this falls under the heading of ‘Blunt Force Trauma’, does it? Because I’m real good with that. We may have to refer you to a specialist. I wonder if Dr. Redenbacher is available for a consult today?”
And then it would go on, of course. “Hit you right in the eye, did it? Boy, don’t you know you’re supposed to keep a lid closed on those poppers and not be looking down into them while you’re cooking? Have you ever used one of these complex cooking devices without supervision before? Maybe next time you should consider saving a little longer to purchase the Deluxe Model Popper. You know, the one with the lid? Another inch up and over and that thing woulda nailed you right between the eyes and laid you out cold on the floor. You’re lucky to still be with us here today, son. Do you think your relatives would have sent flowers to your funeral or popcorn balls?”
Yep. I can just imagine the whole medical staff having had a go at my “Popcorn Injury”. Thank goodness for eyeglasses and an embarrassment averted! Never knew popcorn could be so temperamental and will be approaching it with a new level of respect and danger in the future. Kind of like a rattlesnake. Just to be safe. Maybe I’ll just let Little Red Bear do it. But, being a bear, he doesn’t wear eyeglasses, so I suppose not. Will just have to be more careful myself. That is an Urgent Care visit I do not want to make.
Have a wonderful day, and surprise someone with an unexpected act of kindness along the way! Thanks as always for visiting! — Jim (and Red!)
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